refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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(via communistbakery)

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

(via ruinedchildhood)

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via sniffing)

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

(Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive, via whattheeverlovingfuckisthat)

allteensrelate:

my brain during school

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

joseguwop:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

lottery numbers

(via guy)

ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu, via finnthehumanboyjakethedog)

(Source: iraffiruse, via joshpeck)

sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

(via ruinedchildhood)