rnackenzie:

1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight

(via sniffing)

reuniclus:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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Timestamp: 1406605513

reuniclus:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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aduhm:

he fuck that goat

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Timestamp: 1406605412

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via joshpeck)

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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allmonds:

What is wrong with my brother

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Timestamp: 1406604959

allmonds:

What is wrong with my brother

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outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

(Source: outbreakings, via sniffing)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

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